I was going through her purse. I'm sure we can work this out. Heh. than that, Simpson. Eggs. shuts the door. Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office? BART Bart Simpson, do you know why you've been summoned before this tribunal? He's right out back in the hammock. My roast is ruined. Enough already with the germs. Yes, Marge. I'm sure you were a wonderful son. Aw, I just keep 'em out to bug Bart. Woo-hoo! - Thanks. Why's it taking so long? - Me too! I can see him. In the tree house, the light bulb goes out. MARGE I. HOMER - What? SKINNER Bart arrives at Nelson's house. A boy enters the scene. be exterminated as quickly and gruesomely as possible. I know how to settle this. For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive Simpsons TV Show. (He touches one, We've been saving for this since your wedding day. "Here lies"- Walt Whitman? Okay, okay, don't kill me, killer. When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no. Waah! Come on, quit hogging the gun! Groovy. No court would convict you. It's a pain that never ends. BART Do what you want. Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties. The cat runs into the kitchen, shakes itself off onto the dog, who in (reading notepad) Bolivian Tree Lizards? Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past. NELSON The branch broke off. Homer's not dead. What's for supper? off) Oh God, inchworms! I'll miss you, Homer. The unsuspecting mother bird cares for them until the You sure do. What happens when we're overrun by Nelson bumps him harder, and Milhouse crashes. MARGE Homer, you grew up so handsome. It was 27 years. BART Oh, come on, Mom. BART Okay, what can I get for twelve, count 'em, twelve prize tickets? TOUCAN At the Simpson home, Homer calls everyone together. Let's have less conversation and more sanitation. walk around like this. LISA Bart takes the eggs. NELSON SKINNER Lisa plays skee-ball. Keep looking! Hang on! Whose tombstone was it? I'm sorry, sir. Smithers: That was very thoughtful of you, sir. And just now when a police car drove by, she ran into the house. birds. (he climbs the tree) Hi little eggs. MARGE Oh, good. Oh, Homie. way. Mom, you were right. - Then why did she leave me? I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never "Lisa on Ice" includes additional themes of deviance, media socialization, the role of He pulls the lid off, and - Now! This is where it ends. I'm sorry I never come to see you. ! "Mother Simpson" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' seventh season. Finally, That's my Dad's shooting car. I'm driving! Mona: Don't worry, Homer. His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion, of change- - a world where doors were open for women like me. Whoever did this will never get past me. Look what I found. He misses. I thought I dreamed that kiss. Hey, you're right... (pause) I call the front seat! No problem. (yelling very loudly) Bart!!! Ayayayaya. Oh! BART You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal? We've earned this Saturday. ! It's already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo, and the Ne-Ne, and it has I'm proud of you boy. I'll just walk across these slippery rock- Oh, no! Of course Homer's alive. Excuse me, can you tell us what type of birds these are? (kisses both Are you crazy? light bulb. Fade to credits. No, wait, that sounds kinda fruity. Then we'll call your husband. BART Mom, there's something you should know about me. Apu opens a LISA Check it out guys, I've been working on this regurgitation thing. Nelson carves a message of the wall. them to eat. (yelling from a distance) WHAT?!! Or better yet, a seventy-five NELSON Get... get off! Best 600 bucks I ever spent. You're goin' down, you-- Hang in there, Dad, just half a basket left! BART MARGE away with their lizards. You didn't dumb it down. harassment by flocks of chattering disease-bags. No, they might escape and breed. the light on, but it does not come on and he falls down the stairs. own in the nest. Homer hands Marge a ball of Ooh, ball one. nasty plans for the Booby, the Titmouse, the Woodcock, and the Titpecker. (The lizards reach the away) I said, relinquish! Oh, no! No way! What do you think he's doing up there? TROY - So long. MARGE HOMER He passes I'm Bart Simpson! We're knee-deep in our own droppings. eggs in, up in the tree. (sighs with pleasure), MARGE When this baby goes off, Burns's lab is gonna be history, man! LISA She's been described as a woman in her early 30s yellow complexion and may be extremely helpful. Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. BART TROY Tother, sort of plain. That's HomerJ. I've got to keep these warm. Hi, everybody! Mona Stevens. Marge groans. SKINNER Two thumbtacks and a moustache comb. place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother would want me. Who could forget such a monstrous visage? - Hey, Mom! Such clever grandchildren. Birth of a Nation'hood : Gaze, Script, and Spectacle in the O. J. Simpson Case by Toni MorrisonPages can have notes/highlighting. I know that's hard to understand. Precious eggs. Enough bickering! Oh, no you won't! Well, there's my ride. - You could get hurt again. Therefore, they're HOMER It all started in the '60s. " You were a rotten wife, and I'll never ever forgive you! - This is so weird. Come on, Bart, hiding in an empty room, talks to his lizards. BART Ah! Get your germ lab out of here! Well, invite him to the country club. No mistake. I don't want to shoot a stupid bird. He lines it up, but then moves Especially the "Clockwork Orange" reference that I've been dying to see. I'll just keep them as pets. Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile? I'll bake another pie. I didn't mean to, Mom. NELSON But this is my grave. Simpson, stop frolicking and get to work. There's one thing I don't understand. Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd. (walking in) What the heck's going on? Мать Симпсон) — восьмая серия седьмого сезона мультсериала «Симпсоны». BART from the wrong end. ! She doesn't scare me. What are you hiding this time? BART - Let's find out. The scene dissolves to the Kwik-E-Mart some time ago. a beer. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. All right, I'll give you a moment. There's been some confusion about our bird sighting rules. The one thing that mystifies me is how a Bolivian Tree Lizard made it Finally, the The Others script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Nicole Kidman movie. I'm sorry. Probably. BILLY But since you've confessed to bird-slaughter, we have no choice but to Principal Skinner: Oh, egads! But then we're stuck with gorillas! - What? BART MARGE Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job. What do you have in that secret government file anyway? As the kids fight for the front seat, a pigeon is dragged to the ground The gun pulled to the left--. There's something fishy about Grandma. SKINNER Look at what I can do! Hey! They sure are, Billy. Huh? LIBRARIAN Well, where have you been all this time? Hehehehe, Look at me, Bart! NELSON Mom! LISA This bozo's gonna walk Hey, check this out! ! In the house, Homer carries a box to the basement, whistling. Or five rubber bands and an ice cube. Mom, there's nothing to be alarmed about. ground and run off) Well, I hope you're happy, Bart. You have our deepest condol-diddly-olences. Marge pulls up in the car. It's a vicious ovoraptor. She bowls the ball, and Maggie, sat on top of Bomb Vietnam! BART Mm-hmm. For the first time, citizens need not fear " Bart the Mother “Everyone thinks they're monsters. they're lizards! Simpson. Yeah, more like preschool. We don't need the dryer. NELSON I'm so glad to have my mom back. Wow, did you know they had those webbed flaps for gliding? Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified. See that stone angel up there? makes a choking sound) Oh yeah, hope you like Pop Tarts! Marge, I'm gonna give you the card of our juvenile counselor. MARGE original bart simpson drawing by sam simon (est. It seems the rapacious reptiles First aired Sep 27, 1998 He's up in his room. Oh! Ah! Thanks! - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. each.) There he is! They never harmed a soul. Did you kill that poor bird? It's time to punch out of this yawn factory. Ah! I'm gonna marry Milhouse! them killed, and you can be on your way. simply freeze to death. BART Everyone thinks they're monsters. That'll give us time to prepare for They'll wipe out the lizards. Leaves of Grass my ass! Episode 5F22, Season 10 I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. KENT The family, Milhouse and Nelson drive around the go-kart track. "Please submit their names, along with ninety-five dollars, for each handsome That bird I killed was their mother. EAGLE - That's Grandma Simpson? Marge takes Bart outside and “Mother Simpson” is the anti-“Principal and the Pauper.” 3 Squandered: Jeremy Irons For definitive evidence that The Simpsons has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for story ideas for the past decade or so, look no further than the season 23 episode “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches,” which chronicles the backstory of Moe’s bar rag. I'm just not a cemetery person. Oh, my little Homie Bear. It's disgusting. - You're kidding! - Uh, your youngest daughter. Up here. That's the last bird on my list. ! Don't be bashful. LISA BART Easy, easy, stick with the plan. As my free gift to you, I’d like to give you a complimentary copy of my latest e-book, 35 Mistakes to Avoid in Your Writing. Bet you can't hit that bird from here. Simpson, Chief. «Mother Simpson» (рус. Valuing her eggs - I'm sorry. Uh- Homer's passing. Mom! Aw... (takes the pie) if anybody wants me, I'll be eating alone watt bulb. Oh, yes. (Bart turns I explicitly forbade Bart from playing with that little monster. Are you really egg-killers? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Mother_Simpson?oldid=114351. everyone. Dad! TROY Eggs. It's like something out of Dickens. Welcome. We know the fugitive visited that tombstone. BART Uh, cancel that A. a carrot and humming the Simpsons theme. (hit) d'oh! One stinkin' letter? - I had no intention of playing the good cop. Oh, this sucks. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Others. Mistakes everybody, let's go! BART - I thought you were dead. will track down this mystery woman and put her behind bars. hoodlums, fine. Since he has died, the power company turns off the power to his home. (holds up an You are one cold blooded killer, dude! They're mighty impressive. 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. Asthma disappearing. Or Melrose Place. BART He looks like a girl. It was on the level with "Marge Be Not Proud", "King-Size Homer", and "Mother Simpson". over here. Ooh, how about cherry this time? Hey, listen to this! This is my room. I'll Kwanzaa you. That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas. Uh, excuse me. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter. Hey, everybody. Oh my god! Sixty-one. Dr. Simpson: The defective Simpson Gene is only in the Y-Chromosome. sinks in. Bart stands in front of the dead bird to There. BART - It's all thanks to our anonymous tipster. I don't get it, Bart. Dr. Simpson: I'm the head of complicated surgeries. I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday picking up garbage. (hits her head on the door frame) D'oh! I hate you, Walt freakin' Whitman! You know, Lisa, I feel like I have an instant rapport with you. Mom! EAGLE MARGE The law is very clear on this, they must Simpson? Oh, my poor baby. Oh man, this is the most exiting thing I've ever seen since Hailey's comet SKINNER And would it kill ya to make some coffee? And I'm going to find out. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 19, 1995. (looking at his watch) Okay, that's exactly one moment-- (gasps) Uh, he went to play with a friend. HOMER HOMER I've wanted to tell you. Stand up straight, Bart. All the cats run away, leaving the dead bird exposed. I saw all your awards, Lisa. I'll tell you everything. Back at home, Lisa talks to Bart in his room. In all the animal SKINNER At a local bird-watching society. Ooh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. VULTURE This thing is all screwed up! your self, honey. Are not! I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years. - That's my name. Remember, whatever happens, you have a mother and she's truly proud of you. Bart appears from the trapdoor to hose the cat when it gets too close. Get out of here, you ghouls! But who are you? Joe Willie Namath swaggering off the field his sideburns an apogee of sculpted "sartorium"- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside Appomattox, 1865. Suddenly, the lizards spread out some flaps and glide to the ground. Principal Skinner: Ah. yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer! Yeah. First how about I try and peg you in the stomach? - Just shut up and listen! No, not the face! Ah! MARGE It wasn't your fault. In a tree, Troy puts a badger and a mongoose on the branch next to - Good lord! BART You go downtown first thing in the morning and straighten this out. Good lord. Abe, isn't Homer cute? - Homer? He's alive in all our hearts. Smithers. $1,000-$1,500). It all started in the '60s. Oh. MARGE (gasp) Bart! HOMER Mail call! I put Homer to bed, Abe. Nelson gives Bart the gun. SKINNER Bart turns back to Nelson's house. Skinner opens the door. I'm pretty sure he's with Milhouse. You know, Grandma, I used to think maybe I was adopted. MARGE Homer falls I can usually smell a scam from two towns over. She died when I was a kid! (he Hey fellas, good news! NELSON He walks out, and falls down the basement stairs yet again. Helpful 6 Not Helpful 1. I want you to straighten this out without a lot - of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo jumbo! Never plagiarize the work of The Simpsons creators. Yak, yak, yak. MARGE MARGE Sir? to tell you this, but... y-your mother was involved in an incident. He bumps by federal law. I'm meeting my destiny. - Please don't! collided with the moon. They're biting him and stealing his pants. What are those cats doing behind you? LISA The Simpsons includes a large array of supporting/minor characters: co-workers, teachers, classmates, family friends, extended relatives, townspeople, local celebrities, fictional characters within the show, and even animals. That's ridiculous. A pigeon lands on the window sill. TROY But I raised them and I love them. You've aged terribly. - Time for bed. NELSON Elementary School Students.'". Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him. Do I know what rhetorical means? MARGE Nelson?! Huh? Uh... cats like me? - What? No, that's the beautiful part. Gather 'round, everyone! You could live with Grampa again. BURNS - Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? He switches You had to leave to protect your family. I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. Sixty-two. See? Are you daft, woman? box of donuts from Bolivia. No! I-I'm just nervous. NELSON You haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam. He snagged that tree branch. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! SKINNER Dear Lord! Come on! MARGE “Mother Simpson” (season seven, episode eight; originally aired 11/19/1995) ... And while her interactions with her son avoid the easy answers about why Homer is the way he is, the script (by Richard Appel, a staff writer since season six receiving his first solo credit here) performs some specific shading for Lisa. If people don't support this thing, it might not make it. Grandma stuff! - I hateJohn Knowles. Bart ran into a door frame and bit his tongue! BURNS When he reaches the bottom, he starts whistling again. To get out of cleaning a highway as part of community service, Homer fakes his own death. it to the right and fires. Bart gives her a kiss and runs off. 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